what do you mean its less than 5 weeks away?

hold on, let me get this straight...  in less 5 weeks, the wedding will be a memory...

say what?

i've had no alterations on my dress, still have 10lbs more to lose (pipe dream, that one), no florist, no centerpieces, it appears my tablecloths have been discontinued, my videographer quit, we have no limos, no logo, no programs, no menus, only half of the dessert planned out, no room layout, no photobooth props, no bridal party gifts, no kehtuba, no readings, my veil isnt done, jewelry isnt picked out.

and i'm supposed to hold down a job while finishing it all up?

seriously???